JimB
Miss Paul’s Barber Shop — Part 2
By JimB (C)opyright March 2024
”Okay, we’re home!” David said as he sat down in his easy chair.
“You remember “Missie”?” Shirley asked him.
“Sure,” he replied with a smile.
“Back when we started dating.
“And, we met in The Market Street Barber Shop.
“Mary Louise, my sister, was sitting in the barber chair as the barber, Emma, was lather her buzzed cut.
“I said, “Let’s go”.
“But, you said, “I have to watch this.””
“We stayed and watch Emma get head and eyebrows shaved,” he told his wife.
“And, you just got up and walked to Emma’s barber chair and got a flattop and your eyebrows shaved.
“And, I went crazy when you stepped from the barber chair and I gave you BIG kiss and told you, “We will be having fun tonight.”
“You called Missie and told her to come by tonight, “David and I are going to have some fun tonight.
“And, we want you to join us in fun tonight.”
“That was twenty years ago,” David said.
“Well, guest who’s Tanya’ cousin?” she told her husband.
“MISSIE!”
“How do you know Missie is Tanya’s cousin?” he asked her with a smile only his face.
“And how sure are you Missie is her cousin?”
“Hope you and you husband have fun tonight!” Tanya told me as I
stepped out the barber chair.
“She told David as she culled up to him.
“How did you know that?” I asked Tanya.
“Just something my cousin Missie told me years ago,” Tanya told me.”
“How sure are you that Missie told her what we did years ago?” he asked his wife as he got a little up set.
“WHAT about our daughter?” she told him.
“You know how she is when she fines out things about us.”
The telephone rang …..
“Hello!” Shirley said.
“Hello!” the female voice said.
“At least you could ask me, MISSIE, how have you been doing.”
“It’s Missie,” she mouthed and pointed to the telephone.
“Find out sh she calling us?” David mouthed back to her.
“Is your BIG you know,” she started asking,
“Is he sitting next to you as you and he mouth back to each other about my calling you?
“Tell him I miss his BIG you know what when he ….
“When you let him move it in and out my ASSessor.”
“Yes he is,” Shirley told her as she grabbed him between his legs as she licked her tongue at him as he smiled.
“Tonight?” she mouthed to him.
She smiled, licking her tongue down and up.
“I hear you got your head and eyebrows shaved by my cousin, Tanya, at her barber shop today!” she said to Shirley.
“I under stand your daughter,” Missie again.
“Got her had shave to try and upset you and “the BIG ONE” off.
“I’ll be there for seven with the same liquid in the bottle I used on you two back then.
“Connie?” Tanya asked.
“Yes,” Connie answered.
“I heard Missie tell your mother she would be over there for seven with the same liquid in the bottle,”Tanya said.
“I’ll call you when Missie leaves the cafe.”
“I’ll leave a minute laster,” Connie said.
:”on’t want them know anything.
“Will you have that new liquid in the bottle for us?”
“It good for FIVE months,” Missie told her.
“YEP!
“It’s a special formula for shaved any thing,”
“How about Danny?” Connie asked her.
“He went crazy when you started shaving him with your straight razor.”
“I have plan for him,” Missie told Connie.
“We’ll just tie him up and use the liquid on him,” she told Connie and the both laughed.
