Vacuumed

This guy comes walking out of his shop and he asks me if I’m doing anything at the moment? I say no. He says come with me, so I did. Once inside he locked the door. He said I’ve been watching you walk along here quite often. I said I do and didn’t even notice this was a shop. He says I’m going to take you in the back. I said ok. Can I ask what you do. He said I vacuum people’s hair wherever they want but for you, you don’t get a choice of where. He said I’ve been wanting to get ahold of that mane you have. I said can I ask what you vacuum people with? He said you’ll find out. He said strip, so I did. He said the first area is your pubic hair. He said lay down on the table and it was a metal table. He took a small beater bar to my pubic hair and it pulled but I could feel the bristles on the inside grabbing at my hair. He went down then up and that’s when it really pulled on my hair, pretty sure it yanked some pubes out. He said that what’s going to happen is hair getting ripped out for your first session. I thought to myself first session. Then he went to carpet cleaner vacuum and beater bar and quite a bit more hair got ripped out. He kept going over and over and go slowly to make sure he didn’t miss a spot. It hurt a lot. He said now for you mane. Get on you stomach. He turned on the beater bar and he started right at my hairline so it sucked up my hair and pulled it with the bristles and pulled really hard and as he pulled the the beater bar back I could feel it ripping out my hair. This took forever to do. I said can’t I just  get a buzz cut then you can do whatever however you want. He said nope. I said it hurts. He said that’s the point. He said people like you who walk by my shop constantly get forced to getting the hair vacuumed off. So he kept running the beater bar over my head and sometime a big chunk would get pulled and others just a couple strands. I said I never knew this shop existed. He says you do now. Finally after two hours the vacuuming attack stopped.

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