Five Limericks

Adding to the pile-on, with (by far) my shortest post ever…

A lady who hailed from Nantucket
Looked in the glass and she she said “fuck it”—
She chopped off her long hair,
Leaving so little there,
Behind her ear she couldn’t tuck it.

A young lady who was so fair
Sat down ’pon a barber’s chair.
And then clippers he used!
She was less than enthused
To be leaving without any hair.

A lady with long golden tresses
Tired of its windswept, tangled messes.
Her hair fell to her butt;
She decided to cut
Off all of her long locks without stresses.

A French lady who loved games of chance
Agreed to a bet at a dance:
“Either leave with a date,
Or you must shave your pate”—
Now she’s sporting a buzzcut in France.

A young actress who lived in LA
Tried out for a role in a play.
She looked wrong for the part;
For the sake of her art,
She agreed to go full dépilée.

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