Yoyo
Ye khani hai meri school time ki. Main bachpan main bahut short tempered tha aur yeh hi kaaran tha mere takla hone ka. Ek baar mere math ki teacher routine check ke duran mere baal notice kiye boli kal baal kaatke aana. Math teacher bhaut strict the per main bhi kuch kam nahi tha. Dusre din main bina hair cut ke gaya aur math teacher ke puchne per rudly bola ” mere baal hai. Jab chahu katwaunga” phir hona kya tha, math teacher muje bhar ek empty room main lekar gai aur peon se clipper lane ko kaha. Clipper se thode baal katna normal punishment tha aur mere saath bhi ye hi kiya. Mere saamne ke thode baal katdiye per is baat se aur gussa hogaya aur math teacher ko ghurne laga. math teacher bhi control nahi kar paai aur clipper se aur baal katdiye. Per mera look same hi tha. Ab math teacher ne sochliya tha muje sabak sekha ke hi rahegi aur jaa ke principal ko complaint ker di aur phir mere paas room main aagai. Kuch der ke baad principal madam bhi aai aur peon se kuch kaha jo sunker wow bhar chalagaya. Kuch ber baad peon school ke paaswale nai ke saat aaya. Principal madam ne kahaa “pura takla ker do ise” ye sunker main bolpada “aap ye nahi kar sakti. Main aap ki complaint karunga”. Ye sunker principal madam muskari aur boli, ” main tumhare parents ko phele hi bata diya hai aur unko bhi koi problem nahi hai.” Ye bolke principal madam ne nai ko takla kare ka isara kiya. Nai ne apne tool box main se white clothe nikal aur mere gale ke paas band diya. Phir pani ser per spry kiya thoda ragda. Ab usne box main se ustra nikala blad change karne laga. Room main mere aur nai ke saath principle madam aur math teacher thi aur aise dekh rahi thi mano aaj to merko sudhar ke hi rahungi. Ab nai ne muje neche jhukaya aur samne se puer se niche ki aur ustra chalane laga. Mere baal mere samne cloth per gir rahe the. Nai ne kuch 8 -9 stroke kiye aur samne ke sare baal udadiye. Ab use position me peche ke baal shave karne laga. Upper se niche ki taraf aur baal mere pechese gir rahe the. Peche se takla karne ke baad Same dono side ke bhi baal shave kar diye. Ab mere pura takla ho chuka tha. Mere math teacher mere paas aayi aur ser pere haat phirane lagi. Pere mere gussa aur bhi bad gaya tha isliye maine teacher phir se gusse se ghurte hua dekhraha, teacher ko insulting laga aur boli ” phir se ustra ghumao. Ek dum smooth takla hona chahiye” ye sunker nai na phir se mere ser jhukaya per us baad ulta shave Karna laga. Phele pechese se upper ki taraf aur badme mere ser upper kiya aur samne se pecha ki aur ustra chalane laga. Ab jo ekdum chote chote baal bache the wow bhi shave kardiya tha. Ab mere takla sirf smooth hi nahi balki chamak raha tha. Is sab ke baad nai ne cloth nikala aur baalo samat leker chala gaya. Tab math teacher phir se mere ser per haat ghumate hua boli ” principal madam, ise kuch mahino tak aise hi takla rakhte hai” is per principal madam boli ” mahino nahi, final year tak ye aise takla rahega, iske parents na permission di hai”. Her hafta mere takla shave hota aur math teacher padate samay mere pass aati mere takle per haath ghumati, agar sum correctly solve karta to payar takla payar se rub karti aur galat hone per tapli marti.
Aaj itne saalo ke baad mujhe aisass hua mere math teacher headshave fetish thi…..
