Hey baby, we are seeing each other tonight, right?
Not sure, I may watch the game with Jeff and the guys over at Rick’s place, you know the Birds are playing -not missing that… Besides, I thought you were calling me earlier, before I made plans.
Your such a dick, I would’ve called after work, but I freaking stopped by the barbershop to shut your ass up about my god damn hair, it took him longer than I thought, I was fucking in the chair for over an hour! I hope you like this shit because it’s damn short.
You did what?
I got my haircut you asshole, you freaking nag the shit out of me about my hair, “you need a haircut”, or “I’ll take you to my barber”, “that shit is getting out of control”, – you fucking know – don’t act so innocent. I stopped by the barbershop and got a haircut… Now I look like a fucking Marine… It’s a wonder I’m not bleeding back there, he just kept cutting and cutting, this shit is so fucking short, I swear, I have no hair left…
I’m sure it looks great babe, I’ll meet you at Conner’s later, just save me a seat at the bar -I should be there by 8 for sure.
At least you answered your damn phone this time, you damn well know I do this for you, you better be there, or I’m going kick your ass when I see you.
Got us 2 seats at the bar, freaking place is packed, this second glass of wine is taking the edge off – can’t wait to see you baby. Better not be late, I can feel the hair already growing back on my nape… #cumonmyneck
Later @ Conner’s
Excuse me sir, is this seat taken?
You asshole – you’re such a dick. What the hell did you mean by that shit?
Nothing sweetheart, I just thought from behind that you were…
I was a what- a fucking dude with short hair? I fucking can’t win with you- I practically go bald for you and you say that shit. You said you wanted a triple 000 or whatever the fuck back there, now it’s too fucking short?
No way babe, but I’ll still need to raise the hairline up tonight before I stick my cock in your mouth, how does that sound? But wow, he did take you short, it feels quite smooth back there – do you like it?
I guess I have to or you fucking don’t call or want to see me, this hair fetish of yours is out of control… Oh and I ran into my ex this afternoon at the gas station and he naturally had to chime in about my hair… He laughed and said I looked fucking stupid, go figure… He and that bitch he’s dating drove off laughing –
Does that bother you?
He’s a dickhead – parading around with his new eye candy bitch flipping her hair around – the bitch is damn near 60 years old, may be time to let loose of that horse mane herself…haha…
Sounds like someone I know is a little jealous. I guess you think she would look better with a bald ass head like yours? I’ll bet it would be nice to have a lady with hair long enough for me to yank from behind or perhaps wrap my cock around her tresses and jack off in her mouth, what do you think? Maybe that’s why I’m not available at times babe, maybe I’ve got a piece of ass at the house, pounding her like a hunk of meat and pulling her long sexy hair- pounding that pussy. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you..? Or no, maybe I’ll just save my load, you’ll need me to massage it into on your bald ass neck – it may help your white scalp from getting a sunburn, right?
Fuck you, you’re such a dick sometimes. I keep my hair like this because of you, you can be so damn mean, WTH…?
I’m so just kidding sweetheart, what man wouldn’t like his lady to have a skint fucking head, right? I’m sure all the guys at the bar are just itching to come over and rub your stubble, hell some of them probably use the same barber – ya think? Or maybe you can just stay the night and when I take you to the barbershop in the morning, you’ll run into a few of these good ole’ boys?
You’re such a freak – I just got a haircut less than 4 hours ago, and now you want me to go shorter, you’ve got a fucking problem… but it’s your money dumbass, pay for the haircut and I’ll do whatever, it fucking doesn’t even matter anymore…
Whispering in her ear
Yes baby I know I’m a freak, but when I stick my shaft in your sweet tight ass, you fucking love it when I pound that shit and go harder & deeper, the shorter you are, the more I pound that ass. And you had better of kept that bushy pussy of yours tightened up as well, the triple 000 blade suits you well up top, and down below. I swear if I get one fucking pubic hair in my mouth when I’m licking your cunt like a cat, I’m going to…. Sshh.. no need to answer, I’m going to shave all that shit off downstairs, ya know, smooth ass bald…
Oh god damn baby, that makes my pussy so fucking wet… I so need a dick fix, I want your cock so fucking bad baby, lets please go back tp your place.
You got it babe, my cock is all yours tonight, and so in the morning it’s back to the barbershop for a G.I. – we’re getting rid of all this mess…
Later @ Home
Oh god fuck my pussy baby, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me… Your cock feels so damn good baby, don’t ever fucking stop, god damnit, please don’t stop.
So you’re getting a haircut in the morning babe?, I want you to fucking scream and tell me you need a fucking haircut, and tell me you want a G.I. baby or I’ll st……..
No please don’t fucking stop honey, please – I fucking need a haircut baby, oh fuck me, I want you to watch me get butchered at the barber baby, does that make your cock hard? I need this shit gone now baby, rub my bald ass head while you fuck this cunt baby, don’t fucking stop, don’t ever fucking stop please – go deep baby, deep, deep…
How do u want it cut you fucking bitch?
Oh god, I want a G.I. – A FUCKING G.I… take it all off baby, oh fuck baby, tell the fucking barber to buzz the shit bald, just don’t stop fucking my cunt, please don’t stop…. God damn I can’t wait for those clippers to run up my neck baby…
But all the guys in the shop will think you’re ….
Fuck them, I want you to watch me get sheared like a damn sheep, God I need your dick, don’t ever stop fucking me baby — oh shit it feels so damn good.. oh god, oh god…..
Ssshhh..Bitch…You fucking talk too much..
Rolling over I inserted my cock in her wide open mouth and began a total assault on her throat.
Tell me you love the clippers on your neck, tell me to shave your pussy bald right fucking now, tell me you want a G.I. haircut…
What the fuck are you saying, stop with the gurgling, tell me you love those loud ass clippers, tell me what the fuck you’re going to tell him so you don’t fuck it up….
Sharon tried desperately to make full sentences, but the obstruction in her throat was just too much to bare. After an eternity of what seemed to be an all night fuck session, we both feel off to sleep, my cock raw, her tight pussy totally beat down.
The next morning
Morning babe, holy shit you freaking wore my ass out last night, I can fucking barley walk. What the hell. I’ll bet your drunk ass doesn’t even remember the fucking cucumber you shoved up my ass, you’re a fucking weirdo for sure…
An hour later we’re at CITY BARBERS, Sharon in 6 inch heels, tight jeans and a loose turtle neck sweater.
After walking across the lot, my poor baby reminding me that her ass and pussy were so sore, she was in pain just walking…
“NEXT” as the old barber snapped the cape, removing all the hair form the gentleman he had just cut.
Time for your G.I babe, go on – ole’ Jimmy will have you cleaned up real quick.
Sharon gingerly walked across the shop ever so slowly. Watching her strut her big ass across the shop, and struggle to climb in the classic barber chair made my cock rock hard! She began speaking with the barber as he asked her how short are we going…
I sat watching, as her head was pushed down and the clippers began to run back and forth, up and down, over her scalp. After several minutes, I walked by her chair.
“I need to take this zoom call, I’ll be in the truck. That’s starting to look great, she does LOVE it short” as I walked past the barber, as he continued to run the clippers up my girl’s neck. I watched from just outside the shop as the old guy lathered her neck line – the straight razor clean up was all that was left. Several moments later…
“Where the fuck are you” Sharon standing just outside the doorway of the shop, on her mobile, peering over the lot looking for my Truck.
“I moved the truck to the end of the lot baby, near McDonald’s – I had to take a zoom call and the signal is better over here, can you walk down and we’ll grab some breakfast” I answered with a quick TEXT. I watch as she uses a small mirror from her purse to examine the damage done to her head. I loved seeing her try to tussle what little hair she had left on her head, stroking the nape area – nothing but smooth skin to the touch!
Watching her slam her phone in her purse, Sharon began the long walk down the walkway to the end of the plaza, headed to McDonald’s. As I watched her walk, I could only imagine what was going through her mind. She strutted ever so slowly down the breezeway with her fresh GI haircut, the heels making it so difficult to walk, considering the pounding from she endured the night before. Her plump ass moving from side to side, again reaching for her phone.
“Where the fuck are you asshole, I don’t see your truck” speaking into the speaker of her cell… I’m fucking raw as shit down there you dick, I’m not chasing you around the parking lot.” as she kept walking at a snails pace.
Moving the vehicle and pulling up behind her, I lowered the window…
“Excuse me sir, do you need a ride?”
I’ve never met a bigger asshole than you – go you can be so damn mean sometimes…
I thought you were getting a G.I. BABE, he left the top a tad long, don’t you think?
Holy fuck you asshole, it’s not even a 1/2 inch, what the fuck?
Climb on in babe – we’ can make it by Cong’s barbershop before she closes, that shaggy shit has to go!