To HAIR or TO HAIR NOT that is the question ?????

To HAIR or TO HAIR NOT that is the question ?????

By JimB (C)opyright January 2025

 

“Let’s say the question is,” Hair Albert, the producer, asked the writers, Doris Cutting and Make It Buzzed, of the movie “Does she have hair or no hair”!”

“So, the two of you call yourselves movie writers.

“My grandson, Just a Little Hair, would have had that question in a hair of a minute.”

“But, the problem is with the female, How Short, who will play the part of “Does She”,” said Margaret Clipper.

“She wants five million just to sit in the barber chair.

“Can you imagine what it will cost the Hair Removal Studio to make the movie “TO HAIR OR TO HAIR NOT??”?”

“Hummmm

“I see ….,” Hair Albert told them as he brushed his fingers over his hairless head.

“Have either of you hair brains thought about just replacing her hairless cream she shampoos her hair with!”

“YES,” said Make it Buzzed.

“But How Short always pours some of her hairless cream on her dog CLIP to see if it will work up in s lather.”

“What if we just change her hairless cream with some thick liquid of WAX Your Head,” Doris Cutting said.

“I can tale care of that,” said No More the makeup women.

“I will just pour a little of her hairless cream and mix it with WAX Your Hair.

“Just enough of her hairless cream to work up a lather.”

“We have another hair question,” Short Enough, the hair cutter and hair stylist for the movie, said.

“How short of a hair cut would How Short’s hair have to be clipper to?”

“That is your problem Short Enough,” said Hair Albert.

“I have an idea,” Short Enough said.

“I can just buzz How Short’s hair when she does the part where her hair gets caught in the swing and How Short is knocked out for an hour.

“Then, instead of shaving How Short’s head, I just brush How Short buzzed hair cut with “WAX your pussy”.

“When How Short wakes up fifteen minutes later, it is too late for How Short to complain about her hair cut.

“And, Short Enough puts the specially made wig on How Short’s head.”

“Great idea,” Hair Albert said.

“What is the specially made wig made off?

“How long will How Short stay hairless?”

“Let’s say How Short’s hair will NOT grows back for two months,” Short Enough said.

“The specially made wig has a sucking liner and will stay on How Short’s head for long enough before How Short finds out it is a specially made wig.

“Here drink this green tea,” Nothing Down There, directer of the movie, said as she handed How Short the glass of green tea.

“See the green tea looks like glass of green tea.

“And you, How Short., just pretend to fall back on the Smooth couch with your head falling off the arm of the Smooth couch.

“I will let you lie there for fifteen minutes before saying “CUT” as the information of the movie, “Does she have hair or no hair”!”, scrolls by like we have to at the end of the movie.”

“I like the ending,” How Short said.

“I just lay there for fifteen minutes …..

“How about we make it twenty minutes.

“That way I can get a little rest.”

“CUT … CUT …,” Nothing Down called out to ever one.

“The ending time was great,” How Short said.

“I was able to get a little rest.

“And, my hair is still where it should be.”

“See Lick Me,” How Short began telling her.

“Just ask for a lot of money and you get what you want for nothing.

“You mean,” Lick Me began.

“You wanted your head wax with WAX my pussy.

“Instead of regular hair WAX.”

“Yes,” How Short began telling Lick Me.

“Regular hair WAX only works for a month.

“WAX my pussy wax last for five months.

“And cost ten time more that regular hair WAX.”

Lick Me smiled.

“So, you have been using WAX my pussy long,” Lick Me asked How Short.

“Just a minute,” How Short said as she removed the wig.

“They can’t get the right hair color for this sucking wig.

:See how great WAX my pussy works.

“Why don’t you,” Lick Me just check my pussy.

“As I call On Her Knees and have her bring the toys so you and her can make me in a nice Sandwich.”

“I can call my friend, Down Your Throat, for give you, How Short, something white to swallow and a yellow drink to wash it down.”

“Only if Down You Throat will let me wax him with my WAX your pussy

“How long will it take for Down Your Throat to get here?” How Short asked her as she began moving her attachmentless clippers over On Her Knees’ head.

“Let’s say,” On Her Kees began.

“Your attachmentless will be finished doing my head and your WAX my pussy has been removed.”